July 17, 2012
Think the USA Network is hiring in their vaguely-punny-vaguely-double-entendrey-title-naming department? Pretty sure I’ve got the system down. Here are my submissions: Pink Slip (A woman who has never worked a day in her life becomes president of an advertising firm after her husband, the former president, dies.) Criminal Action (An ultra-steamy cop drama.) Disorderly Conduct (An ultra-steamy hospital drama with a twist: most of the characters are nurses.) Adult Probation (A juvenile court judge has to reexamine his playboy ways when the sons from his failed marriage come to live with him.) Secret Mysterious Doings (Ex-CIA and ex-Special Forces operatives work together to save the world from nefarious, complicated plots.)

Think the USA Network is hiring in their vaguely-punny-vaguely-double-entendrey-title-naming department? Pretty sure I’ve got the system down.

Here are my submissions:

Pink Slip (A woman who has never worked a day in her life becomes president of an advertising firm after her husband, the former president, dies.)

Criminal Action (An ultra-steamy cop drama.)

Disorderly Conduct (An ultra-steamy hospital drama with a twist: most of the characters are nurses.)

Adult Probation (A juvenile court judge has to reexamine his playboy ways when the sons from his failed marriage come to live with him.)

Secret Mysterious Doings (Ex-CIA and ex-Special Forces operatives work together to save the world from nefarious, complicated plots.)